UPDATE: Phil Bass (owner of The Doll House) is the real victim here. Please send him some kind words at the following email if you feel so inclined: phil.bass@the-doll-house.com

I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

DDJ's response to Miggy: RPC Scammers Go Full Feminist #MeToo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkE7L8rrzLY

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.

Visualizations via Winamp and OBS.

Outro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist.